The Book of Mormon - “Hasa Diga Eebowai”

"Hasa Diga Eebowai" from the Book of Mormon

中譯 by Bone

In this part of Africa, we all have a saying.
在這部分的非洲 我們有句諺語
Whenever something bad happens,
一旦有什麼壞事發生
we just throw our hands to the sky and say,
我們就雙手朝天 並說
"Hasa Diga Eebowai."
"哈撒滴嘎一巴歪"

Hasa Diga Eebowai?
哈撒滴嘎一巴歪?

It's the only way to get through all these troubled times.
這是我們挨過一切苦難的方式
There's war, poverty, famine.
到處都是戰爭 貧困和饑荒
But having a saying makes it all seem better.
但多虧了這句話 讓生活感覺稍微好過一瞇瞇

There isn't enough food to eat
如果沒飯吃
Hasa Diga Eebowai
就說 哈撒滴嘎一巴歪
People are starving in the street
街上一堆人餓死
Hasa Diga Eebowai ×3
哈撒滴嘎一巴歪

Well, that's pretty neat.
這樣很不錯耶
Does it mean "no worries for the rest of our days?"
那是不是"整天無憂無慮"的意思?

Kind of....
差不多啦
We've had no rain in several days
好幾天沒下雨了
Hasa Diga Eebowai
哈撒滴嘎一巴歪
And eighty percent of us have AIDS
八成村民都染上愛滋了
Hasa Diga Eebowai
哈撒滴嘎一巴歪
Many young girls here get circumsized
許多年輕女孩會被迫行割禮
Their clits get cut right off
她們的陰蒂會被切掉
And so we say up to the sky
所以我們仰天長嘯
Hasa Diga Eebowai ×3
哈撒滴嘎一巴歪

Now you try. Just stand up tall,
現在你來試試 來站直
tilt your head to the sky,
仰頭望天
and list off the bad things in your life.
然後說出發生在你身上的壞事

Somebody took our luggage away
有人偷走我們的行李
Hasa Diga Eebowai
哈撒滴嘎一巴歪
The plane was crowded, and the bus was late
飛機上太擠 而且巴士也誤點
Hasa Diga Eebowai
哈撒滴嘎一巴歪
When the world is getting you down
當世事負你
There's nobody else to blame
但又無人可怪罪時
Raise your middle finger to the sky
就對天舉起你的中指來
And curse his rotten name (Wait, what?)
然後大聲幹礁下去 (等等 你說什麼?)
Hasa Diga Eebowai (Am I saying that right?)
哈撒滴嘎一巴歪 (我的發音對嗎?)
Hasa Diga Eebowai
哈撒滴嘎一巴歪

Excuse me sir, but what exactly does that phrase mean?
不好意思 請問一下 這句話到底是什麼意思?
Well, let's see. Eebowai means "God".
讓我想想 一巴歪的意思是"上帝"
And Hasa Diga means "Fuck you".
而哈撒滴嘎的意思是"幹死你"
So I guess in English it would be, "Fuck you, God".
所以我想整句翻譯過來就是"幹死你上帝"
Hasa Diga Eebowai (What?!)
哈撒滴嘎一巴歪 (蛤?!)

When God fucks you in the butt
當老天插你菊花
Hasa Diga Eebowai
哈撒滴嘎一巴歪
Fuck God right back in his cunt
你就肏老天的屄
Hasa Diga Eebowai ×3 (Fuck you, God)
哈撒滴嘎一巴歪

Excuse me, sir, but you should really not be saying that.
不好意思 先生 但你真的不該說那種話
Things aren't always as bad as they seem.
事情不會一直都這麼糟的
Oh, really? Well, take this fucking asshole M'tumbo here.
是嗎? 就拿這個人渣馬痛叭舉例好了
He got caught last week trying to rape a baby.
他上星期被逮到試圖強姦嬰兒
What, why?
為什麼要做這種事?
So people in his tribe believe that having sex with a virgin will cure the AIDS.
他村落的人相信和處女性交能夠治療愛滋
There aren't many virgins left, so some of them are turning to babies.
而他的村落沒多少處女了 所以有些人就想用嬰兒代替
But that's horrible!
這太糟糕了
I know.
我知道

Hasa Diga Eebowai
哈撒滴嘎一巴歪
Here's the butcher, he has AIDS
這位是肉販 他有愛滋
Here's the teacher, she has AIDS
這位是老師 她也有愛滋
Here's the doctor, he has AIDS
這位是醫生 他也有愛滋
Here's my daughter, she has a.......
這位是我女兒 她有...
wonderful disposition
非常美好的品性
She's all I have left in the world
她是我世上唯一的珍寶
And if either of you lays a hand on her
如果你們誰敢對她出手
I will give you my AIDS
我就讓你們染上我的愛滋

If you don't like what we say
如果你不喜歡我們的習慣用語
Try living here a couple days
那就試著在這住上幾天
Watch all of your friends and family die
然後目睹親人朋友一一死去
Hasa Diga Eebowai
哈撒滴嘎一巴歪
Fuck you
肏你媽個屄

Hasa Diga Eebowai
哈撒滴嘎一巴歪

Fuck you God in the ass, mouth, and cunt ×3
上帝我幹死你肛你嘴你的屄
Fuck you in the eye
幹爆你的眼

Fuck you God in the ass, mouth, and cunt ×3
上帝我幹死你肛你嘴你的屄
Fuck you in the other eye
幹爆你另一隻眼

Hasa Diga Eebowai ×4
哈撒滴嘎一巴歪
Hasa Diga
哈撒滴嘎
Fuck you God
上帝你去死一死
In the cunt
肏你媽個屄